Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
barbara walters just said penis...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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