I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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