That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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