I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
is it fun? or sober?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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