I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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