the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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