She said her name was "party"
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
His nipple licking is glorious
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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