he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Dear god my vagina.
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