Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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