She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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