Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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