Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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