he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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