If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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