I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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