Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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