Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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