Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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