id be glad to
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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