How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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