I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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