Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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