I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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