my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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