Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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