Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
as a side note pls kill me
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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