What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
