Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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