This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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