Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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