you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I would ride that face into the sunset
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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