im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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