can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize