went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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