Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize