i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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