Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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