I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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