i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize
