dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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