thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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