like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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