I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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