She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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