when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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