My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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