Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
