Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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