It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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