talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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