I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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