me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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