Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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