no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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