she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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