just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
try to milk me bitch
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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